The Rescue

Great doco from the makers of Free Solo. Reminds me a bit of Touching the Void. So good I can't be bothered watching Thirteen Lives.
Reviewed on January 15, 2022

Cha Cha Real Smooth

The type of little romantic dramedy that doesn't get made enough these days. Cooper Raiff is writing, directing and starring in these little indie gems and can't be far away from a breakthrough hit.
Reviewed on December 31, 2022

Licorice Pizza

Ripped off Almost Famous in weird ways, including melding the William and Lester Bangs characters into one. Felt like a 6 episode series, but someone couldn't be bothered putting in opening/closing titles on each so they just left it as a movie.
Reviewed on January 19, 2022

Red Rocket

What Cobra Kai would be like if it was based on Boogie Nights instead. I liked it, but the character arc was too much of a sine wave, when I was really hoping for tangent.
Reviewed on January 12, 2022

West Side Story

Why bother remaking it like that? You could make an updated version or something more like real life. Anything. How this piece of shit is paying $3 to win best picture is beyond me.
Reviewed on February 2, 2022

King Richard

Genius storytelling. Best tennis movie ever, easily surpassing the McEnroe bits of Borg vs McEnroe and even beats the tennis scene in Bachelor Party.
Reviewed on January 30, 2022

Jackass Forever

Often hilarious, sometimes scary, but always making me feel like it's possible to never grow up if you don't want to.
Reviewed on February 11, 2022

The Batman

You'd be better off setting up two tvs next to each other, one with Batman Returns and the other with Se7en, as it'd save you 50 minutes. What annoyed me the most was in a movie soooo long, the time between the riddle and the solution was always way too short.
Reviewed on March 11, 2022


The animation helps soften hearing all the hardships he had to go through. Great choice, as otherwise it'd be very bleak. It went very close to getting a tears bonus.
Reviewed on March 8, 2022

Drive My Car

Would it have killed them to show a bit more emotion? Great movie, but I found it's stoicism frustrating at times.
Reviewed on March 8, 2022


The movie is fine, and maybe it's just because he reminded me of Max, but I felt like they could've focused on the kids a bit more than the adults.
Reviewed on February 11, 2022

Top Gun: Maverick

It's caught between trying to be a sequel or a remake, so it's more of a requel. The parts on land are a bit too corny and obvious, but the air parts are still great and manage to save it.
Reviewed on May 26, 2022

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Much like Nick Cage's career, it starts out well worth watching but starts to get a bit ridiculous. I loved how in on the joke he was though and I'm really hoping this Nick Cage renaissance continues.
Reviewed on April 27, 2022

The Northman

Nah, that was too much of a struggle to get through. Some of the action was passable, but that style of dialogue is not for me.
Reviewed on April 27, 2022


It's probably my fault. I get so invested in the pre-horror set-up that I get disappointed when the horror part kicks in.
Reviewed on April 20, 2022

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Tough to get a movie made these days, so if you want to make a family drama, it also has to be an action blockbuster about multiverses. It's done brilliantly here, maybe too ambitious. Hopefully it doesn't encourage all movies to try it.
Reviewed on April 20, 2022

The Banshees of Inisherin

I doubt I'll ever love it as much as In Bruges, but it's pretty feckin' good. It might have been the free glass of Guinness Palace Nova gave me, but it made me miss spending all my time at The Tonsley.
Reviewed on December 4, 2022

The Barbarian

The first act was by far the strongest, but it gradually turned a bit too ridiculous. Made me wish they had've just made the smart little indie rom-com it started out as, rather than having to make it schlocky.
Reviewed on October 25, 2022

DC League of Super-Pets

I saw it with some kids that liked it more than me, which I thought was the point, but things like bleeped out swear words made me question that. It did almost get a tear out of me with the Ace backstory though.
Reviewed on October 25, 2022